Won't You Fly With Me?

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

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vaginomics:

when somebody cuts you off mid-story

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lameborghini:

why do typos happen to good people

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thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

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lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

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do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

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webhomo:

cornpony:

can you talk about w**d on the internet

i’m calling the police

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awkward-at-best:

zackisontumblr:

WHY CANT I DO A PUSH UP IT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE SO EASY

dude i’m a 16 year old girl and i can do a push up…

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the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

someone send me nudes im bored

i got a lettuce 

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airrogance:

get rich or sigh tryin

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embraceyour-weirdness:

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.

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shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

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